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Hey everybody from Popular Productions, my name is John McGinnis, telephone.

When I read about a reality TV show based right here in Massachusetts, I was absolutely psyched.

I've been wanting to be on TV, I see all these reality shows, if they can do it, I can f***ing do it.

Based here in Massachusetts, all our accents, our diverse culture, our beaches, our nightclubs,

it's a great place to live, great place to be on TV.