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Hi, I'm Jada Stevens coming live from the mansion in Miami of LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, and Chris Bosh.

So, what's your feelings on Cleveland?

You know, I don't give a fuck about the fans or the ownership in Cleveland.

My teammates welcome me down here in Miami and hopefully we won't win any championships, but we'll have a good time.

Fuck Cleveland, and it's all about money, cars, clothes.